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[intro]

(drum 8x)

     D
~Ooohh

[chorus]
(6/8 blues, "When a man loves a woman")

D
     I'm sorry baby

D7                         G
     I could not see you tonight

   Gm
So cold and almost naked

        D
So many people outside

D7                    G
And everyone can clearly see

    Em
I'm not supposed to be here

    A                            (A)
And you were supposed to be with me...

[verse]

(ok, lemme explain)

      D
I was minding my own business

         D
Drinking cocktails at the bar

         G                              D
A couple people singing songs about the sea (what shall we do with the drunken sailor)

     D
So I joined and drank some too

           D
And nearly tripped on my guitar

            G                                D
Played some music, jumped around and lost my keys

[bridge]

    A
And then I saw your message

        G
"Do you want to fool around"

  A
I nearly lost my balance

       G
Almost fell right to the ground

  Em
I ran straight to your room

               G
('cause my key had not yet been found)

    D#
The lift was on your floor, but then

  D
I heard an awful sound...

(we all know this sound, right?)

[chorus]
(6/8 blues, "When a man loves a woman")

                  D
I.. was.. sooo... cloooose to you baby

D7                          G
         Standing nearly at your door

   Gm
My shirt ( thrown ) down the hallway

       D
And my pants on the floor

D7                            G
      I could not resist your charm

    Em
But someone had to vape inside

A                          D
   Setting off... the fire alarm

[guitar solo]
D | D7 | G | Gm
D | D7 | G | Gm

[chorus]

D
     I'm sorry baby

D7                         G
     Because I really want to come   (to your room)

        Gm
But I'm getting kinda desperate  (to be honest)

         D
But also cold and numb

D7                         G
     Please accept my explanation

    Em
And forgive me for this

A              D         (G D A D)
Premature evacuation